Irgendwie süß, irgendwie doof:

: )

Sieht man auch nicht alle Tage:

Mmmh! Lecker!

wenn Dummheit als Erklärung ausreicht. Im Supermarkt entdeckt:

Grausige Grammatik und Deppenleerstellen vereinen sich zu einer Schokoladenkreation mit 70% Idiotie, die vor reicher, schwarzer, bitterer Unfähigkeit nur so staubt. Gratulation, lieber Hersteller, Sie haben mich von Ihrer ABGRUND TIEFE DUMMHEIT überzeugt!

The elevator panel at work belongs in the video game hall of fame.

Sneering, snorkel jacket:

Terrified, the vacuum cleaner:

This guy, who I think is related to the King from Katamari Damacy:

There's this bug-fish-kinda thing?

And this cheeky battery cover:

WII BOT MUST PROTECT PROJECTOR

Tears streaming down Dynablaster/Bomberman's face...

And there was this exotic multi-purpose bird!

I work in a nice building. It's a 5 story house from the 1930s, high ceilings, stucco, all the works. In a good location, too. I do not understand why the yard looks like some Dickensian nightmare, but it totally does, and it's pretty cool actually. Like something from a movie. Hey Mr. Location Scout, I just did your job for you.

There's a ...swan?

Photographed in Prenzlauer Berg, Berlin:

Celebrating my new sound card with a random photo.

A couple of photos!

Summer is coming!

This is an art installation in the Berlin Alexanderplatz subway station. Very, very creepy.

This is a series of photographs I made when I was in university. Tangram stones and small screws and bits on a glass plate, lit from below by a large lamp with blue film over it. No shadows, no reflections, awesome colors - some of the nicest photo work I've done, in my opinion.

I see little critters like these:

The chameleon twins...

Birdo:

Sad hydrant:

Poor trashcan has large nostrils, to better soak up the rancid shit inside.

I AM VERY SURPRISED

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, for starters, there's this guy:

(The one on the right, that is!)

Now this little fella right here, he looks a bit like a flattened wastebin, or a metal octopus with just four arms but a shitload of suckers.

There's also the tram bull (horns not fully pictured). Pays attention so that all the glass is secure:

Billboardotron might want to eat you, so stay away.

There's an Aztec priest to make sure you have a safe ride...

Life seems to be going upside down?

These guys are watching from below. Actually, if it was just one little doggie with three heads, it would be Cerberus, guardian of the Rails of DOOM!

Never fear, for Cigar Clown is watching over you:

Now if you told anybody that you saw a demented bird and that you threw trash in its eyes and a bum sieved through it for cigarette butts, people would say you're crazy. You're not.

What's the most delicious thing in the world? That's right, cake. Mmh, cake...