The Wensey's printer is the King of All Cosmos:

*scizzatch*

Cogito Ergo Absum's stapler is a hooded alien:

lost in space

phooperaw's find seems to reveal our shadow masters...

jews did 9/11

FamousThomas is a role model. This little fella looks up to him!

look up to the skies and seeeeeeeee

Hubble is mega retarded (via Useless Rabbit):

hurrble

Keeping with the space theme, this is Astrobastard's vacuum:

handyvag

Rowsdower! shows us what door locks look like in Duckburg:

Howard The Lock

Via PRL412, two very different reactions to heat:

meltingggggggg
diggin that jaunty lock too

paleomino found a hat that goes "Meh." even while you're looking somewhere else entirely:

jaded arrogance for pros

Brass knuckles just wanna hug you! (via 37ArmsToBind)

so this is what inspired the sun in masagin!

CrackSpider's in-laws have this hanging on their eating room walls... Suddenly, macramee owls don't seem so creepy any more.

jesus christ thats disturbing

pill for your ills' dresser drawer looks like a combination pizza hut and taco b— no, wait. A combination Chinese theater mask and Roman satyr water fountain:

IM AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

Yabanjin, no doubt familiar with the noble nipponese language AND faces, noticed that the kanji for "answer" looks like it's both!

it begs the question

Cakefool knows a guy who has no arms or legs and is baked all the time. His name is (obviously!) Bread.

i wanna say greg but that guy has like three limbs left