Was that really necessary?

Jeez, ebay, was it? I'm trying to read the news here:

... and my eyes chance upon the advertisement, just as designed!

WHAT THE FUCK, EBAY? Why did you think that this illustration was a good idea to use? It lives in a cave under the lake at the bottom of the Uncanny Valley, for fuck's sake. Its soulless, money-pupilled eyes, the lipless, fake smile and indulgently relaxed lids, the sickly colors, the rudimentary nose-nub - this sun is positively demented. Would it surprise you to hear that it is a cannibal?! I DIDN'T THINK SO!

Seriously, children may be looking at this. You bastards.