Search terms that yield exactly one result on google. Great if you want consolation that you're not the only person that comes up with a horrible, horrible pun, but you still want to be kinda original. I found these:

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "the protools of the elders of zion".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "straight up stalin"

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "stdio 60 on the sunset strip".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "wtf-8 encoded".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "horrible cuddling". I broke this one meanwhile : (

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "outer reaches" "side boob".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for haribo-zack.

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "how to get killed by a sith".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "bohemian cockpit.

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "grape heaven" "raisin hell".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "Tom Arnold" "Jaleel White" "Bill Pullman" "Bobcat Goldthwaite". (This is the google thwack B-Team: Hannibal, BA Baracus, Face and Murdock)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "strong stubby lips".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "speichel durchfall".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "the itchy pads".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "mary j. bleach"

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "sorry honey, i'm bushy".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for aloharythm.

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "the witness sex change".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "cory visi" goatse.

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "hacking with bonzai buddy".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "bling timeout".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "radar of the lost ark".

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "wayfinder sucks".