That's not how the story goes...

Now, I'm pretty sure this isn't how the bad guy is supposed to look, but somehow it's much more terrifying:

And while the fight may have been fierce, surely Qui-Gong Jin would still be alive if events had panned out like this:

Oh, what a terrible prank to play on your dying father, Indy! Fountain of Life, indeed!

The Fellowship is going to the mines alright, but not the way they planned it.

Oops! Turns out the swordsmen picked up a couple of new techniques that the bride had missed during her coma:

The first man on the moon was Armstrong, right?

Honestly, I thought he was into boys...

Once a robot, always a robot. Oh, robots! Will you ever change?